tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60512713107003721432024-03-13T09:37:44.696+02:00Partidul-Comunismul-RomaniaPlacebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051271310700372143.post-41169390831399896922010-07-08T20:20:00.005+03:002010-07-08T20:36:15.721+03:00Elena Udrea si ciocolata ep.2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0U-sf0tsfbrXBF7Uw8acU91_JnMqR-lGmxx5ikSkWa6aO0zD-bejKPqusf826FHShazfOk5b9ZNagBl04dDKzm0iWM6aPVsaS0vb_ifF07NT31BdXFnN5Nv-omvvQabdhhVxCa6_eR0AE/s1600/ElenaUdrea1.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 135px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0U-sf0tsfbrXBF7Uw8acU91_JnMqR-lGmxx5ikSkWa6aO0zD-bejKPqusf826FHShazfOk5b9ZNagBl04dDKzm0iWM6aPVsaS0vb_ifF07NT31BdXFnN5Nv-omvvQabdhhVxCa6_eR0AE/s200/ElenaUdrea1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491590522856518434" border="0" /></a><br />Hai ca se poate!! Daca la inceputul saptamanii, Elena Udrea aducea <a href="http://partidul-comunismul-romania.blogspot.com/2010/07/elena-si-ciocolata.html">ciocolata</a>, astazi doamna "prim-ministra", a adus la Saucesti, ciocolata si pantofi negri cu toc.Eeee, alta viata!<br />Eu zic ca in cel mai rau caz, dragi sinistrati, undeva pe saptamana viitoare, luni sau marti va aduce si posetele.Se vor imparti in mod echitabil la toate "tatele" existente in comuna.Am o veste buna si pentru copiii ce s-au imbuibat cu ciocolata, din surse sigure, doamna Elena Udrea, ar fi achizitionat vreo cinci X-box-uri, asa ca dragi copii atentie marita.Stati prin preajma doamnei "prim-ministra"ca poate primiti vreo consola.<br />In incheiere revenim cu aceiasi intrebare obsesiva: Da' puiu, puiu din bratele fetitei, a primit ceva?Placebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051271310700372143.post-16663279197697091042010-07-06T21:56:00.008+03:002010-07-08T20:20:26.890+03:00Elena Udrea si ciocolataGata, nu mai scriu nimic despre comunisti ( cel putin deocamdata), despre parfumul acelor vremuri, despre realizarile lipsite de importanta cum ar fi "Canalul Dunare-Marea Neagra", santiere navale, fabrici si uzine, despre cartelele de alimente, radio Europa Libera, inghetata Polar si frigiderul Fram.<br />Putem sa discutam de ceva ce intrece cu mult acele vremuri si anume........ziua de AZI, azi pentru ca este posibil sa nu mai putem discuta despre ziua de maine, nu de alta dar<br />Podul de piatra s-a daramat/A venit apa si l-a luat./<br /><br /><object codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="460" height="365"><param name="movie" value="http://webtv.realitatea.net/actual/cum-comenteaza-elena-udrea-scena-ciocolatei-impartite-din-jeep-sinistratilor/onlyPlayer/1/autoPlay/false"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="wmode" value="window"><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"><embed src="http://webtv.realitatea.net/actual/cum-comenteaza-elena-udrea-scena-ciocolatei-impartite-din-jeep-sinistratilor/onlyPlayer/1/autoPlay/false" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="window" bgcolor="#000000" width="460" height="365"></embed></object><br /><br />Pai bine ma, prichindeilor vine la voi pe ulita, doamna "prim-ministru" si voi o primiti cu mana intinsa, nespalati, nu v-ati imbracat in hainele voastre de duminica, rusine, rusine copiilor, rusine Patriciu.Eu cred ca nu ati realizat cine este in fata voastra. Pe intelesul vostru, dansa e mai tare decat <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hannah Montana</span>,e mai tare decat tot Jetix-ul vostru la un loc, puteati sa ii certi orice, puteati cere "Vitoane", "Hermesuri", " Jimi Ciuuri" dar voi nu, nu si nu, va-ti multumit cu o ciocolata.Sunt dezamagit de voi, sper din tot sufletul ca dansa sa mai treaca prin satul vostru si atunci sa va reparati gresala.Si ca sa va ajut va mai pun si o poza cu dansa sa o recunoasteti:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbCA8BkIOW33Er_xUNeB5E5AAMs5ICVAm-FmL8QVw1I3O3pVtGNrQs5bj0lPRq19LCqwWKQwTVYvNxoygv4W-31XhDXAAAOw6IKYcuTabRMQ2qIRmFj3BQIt1Ereu640RSN8NxoFPdTPW4/s1600/elenaudrea.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 163px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbCA8BkIOW33Er_xUNeB5E5AAMs5ICVAm-FmL8QVw1I3O3pVtGNrQs5bj0lPRq19LCqwWKQwTVYvNxoygv4W-31XhDXAAAOw6IKYcuTabRMQ2qIRmFj3BQIt1Ereu640RSN8NxoFPdTPW4/s200/elenaudrea.jpg" alt="Elena si ciocolata" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490879823273272418" border="0" /></a>P.S. Da' puiu, puiu din bratele fetitei, a primit ceva?Placebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051271310700372143.post-1740765973518162362008-11-16T21:16:00.005+02:002009-02-13T18:53:31.241+02:00Poezii comuniste<span style="font-weight: bold;">Eroul pacii<br /><br /></span><span>Eroul pacii,</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Nicolae Ceausescu,<br /></span><span>Impleteste in cununa timpului<br />Visele inaripate de pace,<br />Ce se contopesc cu respiratia viitorului.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span></span></span><span>Din ochii sai izvorasc<br />Fluvii de lumina,<br />Care inunda cu incandescnta gandirii<br />Arcul imens al <span style="font-weight: bold;">Epocii de Aur.<br /><br /></span>Pe buzele lui rasuna cuvintele<br />Ce aprind luceferi<br />In toate constiintele neamului romanesc<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Omagiu<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span>Tovarase <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nicolae Ceausescu</span>,<br />Tovarasa <span style="font-weight: bold;">Elena Ceausescu</span>,<br />Va multumim fierbinte<br />Din inimile nostre de copii<br />Ca viata ni-i frumoasa;<br />Azi,ale patriei vlastare,<br />Si maine,comunisti cu brate de otel,<br />Vom duce <span style="font-weight: bold;">Romania</span> mai departe,<br />Spre <span style="font-weight: bold;">comunism</span>-<br />Maretul nostru tel!<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span>Placebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051271310700372143.post-13833680754093397652008-10-29T21:20:00.009+02:002008-10-29T21:37:57.738+02:00Recunoasteti personajele?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidfOeHWL-GSE6rOLj2vuXDYqNjvHoyRyvH8Wxwani0ITUa6H-gYH84IQvNlQJKfXc50qMplAOOgM92jMMrv-oiJq9rStkSewIlgUWIx6o9SNuSZWfx-QBdy5_AJcsQWioe_eJIh74KEKeJ/s1600-h/ceausescu+001.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 208px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidfOeHWL-GSE6rOLj2vuXDYqNjvHoyRyvH8Wxwani0ITUa6H-gYH84IQvNlQJKfXc50qMplAOOgM92jMMrv-oiJq9rStkSewIlgUWIx6o9SNuSZWfx-QBdy5_AJcsQWioe_eJIh74KEKeJ/s320/ceausescu+001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262658019551535346" border="0" /></a><br />Oare cand au fost facute pozele astea, la ce s-or fi gandit personajele?Pentru o mini,nano fractiune de secunda le-o fi trecut prin fata ochilor viitorul ce avea sa ii astepte(si sa ne astepte)1944-1989.<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="t">"Viitorul este singurul fel de proprietate pe care stăpânii o cedează de bună voie sclavilor".</span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><a href="http://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Camus">Albert Camus</a><br /></div>Placebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051271310700372143.post-59033593848315285972008-10-27T21:38:00.006+02:002008-10-27T22:55:58.024+02:00taram...tamtam.....Publicitate.........<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_Q7xST9TG7C1B0YeiAxElb7eA1fhJngTzgRNnfPehmSRo-_idLkGCiwuO1tI7tUFFVdejh9rhfmtP3i3VMC3JZkCVS3CZmlO_BjHuByD5LlLlE40iAn6sl8au61znO-9qqZH-E_JEvR7G/s1600-h/gerovital.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 202px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_Q7xST9TG7C1B0YeiAxElb7eA1fhJngTzgRNnfPehmSRo-_idLkGCiwuO1tI7tUFFVdejh9rhfmtP3i3VMC3JZkCVS3CZmlO_BjHuByD5LlLlE40iAn6sl8au61znO-9qqZH-E_JEvR7G/s320/gerovital.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261920584938643442" border="0" /></a>Gerovital,iata un produs care si in ziua de azi face fata cu brio produselor de pe piata.<br />Alte produse romanesti,la mare cautare, pe care tinerele tovarase le foloseau erau:<br />BELATRIX<br />gama MARGARETA<br />DOINA celebrul lapte demachiant<br />si lista continua cu amintirile voastre.................<br />In parte de vest a tarii mai gaseai o crema de maini ungureasca "<a href="http://www.andanapan.ro/images/products/1100.jpg">KEZ</a>",o nebunie si desfatare pentru mainile delicatelor tovarase de viata.<br />Iata dupa lungi cautari am gasit si concurenta produselor romanesti.Placebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051271310700372143.post-91149627947557815912008-10-26T15:08:00.004+02:002008-10-26T15:10:18.707+02:00Un banc ,doua bance<span style="font-weight: bold;">Fair Trade</span><br /><br />Pe vremea comunismului, la o conferinta economica internationala, se intilneste un specialist roman cu un specialist american.<br />Intreaba americanul:<br />- Voi ce exportati?<br />Raspunde romanul:<br />- Chirpici.<br />- Si... cine-l cumpara?!<br />- Bulgaria.<br />- Si... ce primiti in schimb?!<br />- Oua.<br />- Foarte frumos, oua pentru chirpici. Si ce faceti cu ouale, le mincati?<br />- Nu. Le trimitem in Ungaria.<br /> - Si ce primiti in schimb?<br />- Gaini.<br />- Si cu gainile ce faceti?<br />- Le trimitem in Polonia.<br />- Si ce primiti in schimb?<br />- Curci.<br />- Si cu curcile ce faceti?<br />- Le trimitem in Cehoslovacia.<br />- Si ce primiti in schimb?<br />- Vitei.<br />- Si cu viteii ce faceti?<br />- Ii trimitem in Uniunea Sovietica si primim in schimb balegar, cu care facem chirpiciul, pe care il trimitem in Bulgaria.Placebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051271310700372143.post-49768065329567748912008-10-25T22:49:00.004+03:002008-10-26T14:51:13.617+02:00Ce am fost si ce am ajuns<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzMOaOZ5aq1Ng_wuTnXGpCRGjee_9GPFP146Ud92HqabyZ9OSsUDgCvaaZ214pyJTh4pTlssDW-bB8ocDjoCYW72VQCrw96cV_LaOBL9bgUY4anJ_nFQcOkrDIp8X9KoVixkiUUNe0AYxC/s1600-h/pictura+001.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 318px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzMOaOZ5aq1Ng_wuTnXGpCRGjee_9GPFP146Ud92HqabyZ9OSsUDgCvaaZ214pyJTh4pTlssDW-bB8ocDjoCYW72VQCrw96cV_LaOBL9bgUY4anJ_nFQcOkrDIp8X9KoVixkiUUNe0AYxC/s320/pictura+001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261182825757212866" border="0" /></a><br />Cu manutele lor delicate tinerii soimi ai patriei si pionieri au adus in dar conducatorilor iubiti cel mai adanc omagiu.<br />Asta mica din centru imaginii de mica i-a placut sa fie in centrul atentiei,inainte a fost promovata pe linie de partid si asa a ajuns sa fie imortalizata impreuna cu cei mai iubiti romani(daca ii prindea globalizarea, dadeai de dracu Planeta Albastra,ca deveneau astia doi marca inregistrata si tinte atunci parade de 23 august la nivel global).Tanara pionier era visul oricarui soim al patriei.Fetia cu palarie albastra ascunde sub zambetul ei fals un tragic adevar.In mintea ei se nasteau tot felu de scenarii:"-D-abia astept ca dobitoaca asta de langa mine sa devina UTC-ista,si sa-i iau locul in Almanahul Soimii Patriei editia 1986!!<br />Fetita de atunci cu palarie albastra a devenit o mama iubitoare si grijulie cu odraslele ei,exceptand perioada de dupa Revolutie pana in '93 cand facea bisnita la turci cu guma Turbo,Jelibon si blugi.Astazi impreuna cu cei 3 fii ai sai este o prospera intreprinzatoare particulara are un stand la Europa si unu' la Dragonul Rosu.In schimb tanara vedeta din tablou a ajuns departe,......departe de tara,este balerina la Motelul Fritz und Pritz de pe A24Placebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051271310700372143.post-30092716718654099842008-10-25T22:26:00.000+03:002008-10-25T22:37:30.267+03:00Tovarasa de viata si natalitatea in Romania<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghc9EXWTRFi08ubN6rmd-RdAqAIbgp7DL4e_MbG6uPSqMN0t_-BOj_vwthdNQ6QlarrCU2yEjd8MM38YppVKwPJnJ_6vGhHm6nTKiERrV_dCOyt9Kq2tTBgVePWyEs6OvleNP8NDPkXrrg/s1600-h/pitzipoanca"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 198px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghc9EXWTRFi08ubN6rmd-RdAqAIbgp7DL4e_MbG6uPSqMN0t_-BOj_vwthdNQ6QlarrCU2yEjd8MM38YppVKwPJnJ_6vGhHm6nTKiERrV_dCOyt9Kq2tTBgVePWyEs6OvleNP8NDPkXrrg/s320/pitzipoanca" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261175493871515554" border="0" /></a> Venind acasa,tanarul U.T.C-ist,muncitorul din uzinele patriei,dupa o munca istovitoare cu metalul,cimentul,si rulmentul gaseste in casuta lui....pitzipoanca comunista,draga lui tovarasa de viata.<br />Ipoteza:"lumina"nu este,frig este,frigider gol<br />Concluzia:Am intalnit si romani fericiti!<br />Demonstratia:Da-ti un search in google la red tube!!<br />Pfuii drace astia dupa nume sunt socilaisti pana in maduva oaselorPlacebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051271310700372143.post-79588491637094279942008-10-25T21:10:00.002+03:002008-10-26T01:09:43.862+03:00Ceausescu-Romania,vasta si neobosita activitatePutem afirma ca marele forum democratic-format din cadrele de baza ale partidului,ale statului,ale organismelor democratice si organizatiilor de masa-a devenit o adevarata Conferinta Nationala,care incheie,intr-o deplina unanimitate,dezbateri largi care au avut loc in partid si in intreaga societate,cu privire la stadiul actual al societatii socialiste romanesti si perspectivele dezvolatarii viitoare a patriei noastre pe drumul socialismului,al infaptuirii visului de aur-a COMUNISMULUI!<br /> <br /> Nicolae Ceausescu<br /> Din cuvantarea la incheierea sedintei comune a<br /> Plenarei Comitetului Central al Partidului<br /> Comunist Roman,a organismelor democratice<br /> si organizatiilor de masa si obstesti,din<br /> 28-30 noiembrie 1988.<br />Oare pe unde il purtau pasii dragului nostru Conducator si al consoartei sale peste un 1 si cateva zile?????<br />Asteptam opinii,sugestii,reclamatii,si scenarii conspirationiste,tovarasii!Placebohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527160582915190255noreply@blogger.com1